log

Definition: cigarette.

variations include but are not limited to loggum shlog logga shlogga loggumbop shliggum shlig loag shloganopolis stoagie

I need to get another pack of shloggums

log by zbrown12 June 14, 2010

log

1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.

2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.

3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.

Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."

log by Goatlips August 19, 2008

log

1. A large piece of wood cut from a tree.
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo

1. "I live in a log cabin"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"

log by garythesnail2 October 16, 2008

log

loaf, turd, by-product

Spock found the Captain's Log in the toilet.

log by PantyPhantom January 27, 2005

log

Any convenient form of nutrition.

I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.

log by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

log

A large, round turd.

These lads from Edmonton had a contest to see who could birth the biggest log.

log by Bob Goatse October 3, 2002

log

A sex position in which the bottom partner positions themself in a ball facing down, similar to a log. The top partner then catches them on fire and uses the heat to prevent hyothermia.

Log date: 7 15 2 My partner died today. They were warm though so whatever I guess.

log by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016