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Linkedinpoop

a self proclaimed expert that obsessively shares and posts opinion on linked in posts for recognition and notoriety
who is this guy kevin responding to all the fortune 500 posts? He is such a linkedinpoop
by jeffeblanco November 27, 2024
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LinkedIndian

A term referring to unemployed Indian programmers who are known to populate Tech Twitter with undesired engagement bait in an attempt to cope with the current job market.
Does he know that posting "Next.js or React?" on Twitter won't get him a job?
Shhh.. he's a LinkedIndian.
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LinkedIn Apology

A corporate apology following a backlash against an unpopular policy, devoid of any sincerity or contrition, and usually couched in PR language i.e. "We're so sorry if we upset anyone, this was never our intention and we strive to build the best brand for our customers"

These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.
Tina: Did Brad ever apologise for ruining over that minor league mascot during last week's charity 10k?

Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.
by EdgarLongstaff March 17, 2026
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LinkedIn69

When colleagues agree to write each other references on LinkedIn.
I do not mean to be forward but I am looking for a new role. Would you mind LinkedIn69ing with me?
by SINJim July 3, 2025
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LinkedIn

A space on the internet where people who are genuinely part of what’s wrong with the world go and shitpost about their careers
Did you see Andy Byron’s LinkedIn post about what his affair with the HR lady taught him about B2B sales? Soooo inspiring, bro
by bm_57 July 17, 2025
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Linkedinfluencer

Wow did you see that Chevron intern, Daniel? He’s the hottest and smartest linkedinfluencer I’ve ever seen!
by JamesBondTHEjamesbond July 23, 2025
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No Arthur does not have linkedin

This means that you can search for his name on LinkedIn but you won't find any user that is or has a connection to Arthur.
Pieter: Does Arthur have LinkedIn?
Hendrik: No Arthur does not have linkedin
by arur July 2, 2023
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