Limb Lump Dump

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.

Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.

by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007

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micro limb

A micro limb (or micro limbs) is either a finger or a toe.
The arm is a limb, therefore the fingers are smaller limbs that come from the arm, known as micro limbs
(Can be spelled microlimb, micro limb, or micro-limb)

"Yesterday my toe broke off, it got stuck in the gears of bike."
"YOU LOST A LIMB!?"
"Toes arent limbs."
"Oh, yeah sorry, micro limb."
"Callie you're such a worler.."

by SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS July 20, 2018

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Wingin Limbs

The art of dance through violence.

''Here mate, fucking James was wingin limbs so hard last night he knocked out some wee girl.''

by Dr Shape Thrower July 11, 2016

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Barmy Limbs

Where football fans go absolutely crazy when a goal happens and everyone is climbing all over each other and arms are flying everywhere. Everyone is toppling down a few rows and people are being pulled back and forwards a couple of rows

Oh my god those were barmy limbs duck

by Liber2727 March 17, 2024

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Butta limbs

A woman with cerebral palsy (or similar affliction) that is still capable of bipedal movement with the assistance of a walker or crutches that has a magnificent ass.

Look as that palsy girl. Man, she’s a ButtA limbs.

by anonymous May 9, 2024

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