Amish Lighthouse

A sexual act requiring two people (preferably with at least one male) and a candle. The male lays on his back on the floor then pulls his body up over his head so he is resting on his shoulder blades and neck. The partner then straddles his face and puts the lit candle in the males butthole. The partner then proceeds to give the male fellatio until the candle burns out.

Man, my neck is so stiff from doing the amish lighthouse last night.

by FuktheGaze October 13, 2016

Octopussy Lipatitus

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.

She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.

by Scoone July 20, 2018

libacious

an adjective alluding to the taste of coins when in contiguity with the tongue/mouth region

Dang these chuckee cheese coins sure are libacious!!
During the lumbar puncture, the patient experienced a libacious taste sensation in his mouth.

by hell to the yeh dixie ass June 15, 2008

liarious

1. An adjective used to describe bullshit that makes you laugh due to the level of inaccuracy and falseness

2. An adjective used to describe someone who frequently lies and makes false statements to the point it entertains anyone listening.

3. The objective of the board game "Malarky"

Eric: Dude, I fucked that chick all night long.

Gabe: LOL, that's liarious!
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Phil: I am so much sexier, smarter and cooler than you.

Peter: OMG, you are one liarious dude.

by quasigenius August 22, 2009

Awkward Lighthouse

Used in awkward situations. You put both hands into fists and place them one on top of each other. Then at the top you open and close you hand in a blinking motion.

A: I hate Mr Post
Mr Post: Well I hate kids
A: (to friend) Awkward lighthouse

by MFIR April 28, 2011

lighthouse

This phenomenon occurs when one is defecating in an unclean and/or unsafe environment, and does not wish to make physical contact with the toilet seat. As a result, the person performs the squat maneuver. This accomplishes two things: first, the point of exit for the stool is at a considerably higher elevation, resulting in a high entry velocity. Second, as a result of the pivot point being above the feet, the point of exit is further forward in relation to the bowl. This point of release may be so far forward such that there is no (or shallow) water directly above the asshole. If the consistency of the crap is just right, it will land and stick, remaining in an upright position. If the center of mass is directly above the area spanned by the base, the log will be in metastable static equilibrium, and will not fall down. This is commonly known as the lighthouse effect.

Note: the lighthouse is said to have weathered the storm if it remains even after the ensuing flush, such that there is no toilet paper or urine detracting from the natural beauty of the phenomenon.

-Dude, I just left a lighthouse in that bathroom!!

-Nice! Did it weather the storm?

-Yea! Come check it out!

by flapdoodle13 April 23, 2010

libacious

delicious, energetic and fun

a drink is libacious because it is different, fun, delicious and satisfies.
a person is libacious. in that she is energetic, fun, has a Verv for life, (is charismatic) and so is deliciously fun and satifies the need for entertainment and inclusion.

by Linda Wampler Miller January 16, 2008