Lifetime Original Rod

a rod used for beating your wife or girlfriend, advertised or inspired by the Lifetime channel.

My favorite channel is the Lifetime channel because Lifetime is "Television for women. Lifetime, television for women." Yet for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. In "Rod" Meredith Baxter gets beaten by a rod, a Lifetime Original Rod."

by E. Cartman April 22, 2009

Mr. Lirette

A 8th grade middle school teacher that teaches Louisiana history. He is very good with the ladies and he is thicc af boiii. He really likes marvel and will probably write you a referral if you spoil endgame in his class. His forehead is bigger than your future because he is so smart.

All hail Mr. Lirette
All hail the Liretty spaghetti

by Nathan Polk May 7, 2019

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

liseth

The most amazing and sweet girl you could ever met.She's the best at everything she does,she's a great bestfriend and someone you can trust.

Liseth Is My Main,
My Bestfriend,
My Trustie,
My Sister,
My Bitch.
She's All I Need
She's Taken By Me Back Off ! -Mariana

You should take care of your Liseth there is only one in the world.

by Yxvngmula_ May 26, 2014

Lifetime

The battered woman channel.


Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.

How long has that channel been around, anyway?

by Mehh July 14, 2004

Lifetime

A depressing tv network which hurts women more than pure misogyny with its mindnumbing, predictable shows about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc.

Do women who watch Lifetime ever leave the house, or are they afraid to?

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

Lizeth

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the baddest bitch of all? Lizeth. She’s perfect in every way, she’s a goddess.

Oh lizeth? She has no flaws. She’s a 100/10

by XoLo December 6, 2019