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Liberian flagpole

A word used to describe the massive length and girth of an individual's penis. This particular individual would be a native of Liberia.

A Liberian flagpole can measure anywhere from 9 inches to approximately 11 feet soft.
"Look at that guy's dick. I mean that thing is a Liberian Flagpole."
by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018
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Liberian Jue

A Bad Liberian Gyalllll
Look at that one Liberian Jue over there she mad pretty
by @MWK May 11, 2022
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Sarah Liberman

When you can’t get on a first name basis with your science teacher
Stop! You’re being such a Sarah Liberman!
by no_yes_but_really_no May 2, 2019
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libergenditis

A condition that affects a subset of roughly 25% of the general population, the majority of which being those individuals that are more conservative in ideology. The root cause is unknown but certain triggers have been identified as a catalyst to its malignancy. Once affected the individual rapidly devolves, displaying an overtly phobic reaction to humanistic advancement causing a great deal of suffering, for themselves, their fellow man and the surrounding environment.

As to the catalyst, the usage of certain words (libergenda, welfare, intellect, Janeane Garofalo, and oddly, Tit Mouse) within a town hall will cause the resulting sound waves to reverberate in a peculiar pattern. When exposed to a republican, the waves will latch onto the frontal lobe resulting in a highly irrational fear of science, artistic expression, literary latitude and an overall reluctance to engage in anything involving thought processes.

Recent studies have shown that when exposed to a tea bagger, without amplification, the unrestricted utterance of these words yield sound waves that bypass the frontal lobe all together and imbed deep within the amygdaloidal body of the brain, causing a nearly irreversible negative synergistic effect resulting in verbal convolution, an abnormal discontinuity in the senses, fidgets, disillusionment, the attempt to render warped reality into actuality, and the sudden ability to create propagandistic signage.
As of yet, no know cure exists, although treatment in the form of higher education has proved to be somewhat effective in reversing the majority of the symptoms. However, a greater barrier to treatment is convincing those afflicted with the condition that help is available and that the stigmatic barriers in accepting their condition and seeking treatment, are themselves a part of the disillusionment.

Jimbo: "What ails ya Jefferson?"

Jefferson: "Doc says I got the 'libergenditis'. Pass me that paint now... I gotta finnish this sign"

Jimbo: "It sure is purdy."
by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011
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lieland

A idiot who has no life whatso ever
That nerd messed up on the test what a lieland
by TotsNotHaydenlol February 21, 2017
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Libertard

A liberal who is unable to reason and knows nothing about politics.
Dude, Ben roasted that libertard.”
by Braceface2005 February 6, 2019
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Libertard

(Lee•bra•tard) A libertarian who is a retard. Combination of liberal and retard. Derogatory slang.

• One who identifies as a liberal, democrat, left-wing. Manipulated by the main stream media because they can’t think for themselves. Watches networks such as CNN MSNBC ABC CBS and NBC. Manipulated by Mis-information to change their thoughts because They can’t do it for themselves.

• identifies as a Democrat and is unaware of the history of the political party which installed Jim Crowe laws in the south in the early 1900s.

• sheep of society.

• believes that there are racial issues in America and identifies other humans by the color of their skin. Does not identify humans by their character but by their ethnicity.

• believes in a socialistic ideology or communist ideology but does not know it. (This is were the retard comes in)

• sits in front of their phone, tablet, or computer on social media all day to advocate their retarded thoughts they get from mainstream media and left-wing social platforms.

• doesn’t not believe in female or male. Believes there are many types of gender and kids can decide there gender by the age of 4. Doesn’t believe gender has to do with sexual preference.
That Libertard thinks his 4 year old boy wants to be a girl, so he dresses him as a girl.

That Libertard thinks all white people are racist.
by Commonrealtruthishere April 13, 2021
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