flagpole

The classic place for two opponents to meet for a fight.

1. "Meet me at the flagpole, 3 o'clock. We'll work out our difficulties."

2. "Excuse me, I have an appointment at the flagpole."

by Berzerkley April 20, 2008

flagpole

typically before a blowjob; when a girl is kneeling in front of a guy she’s about to dome, and he smacks his dick both ways across her face, back and forth, by twisting his hips side to side.

guy 1: bro, she let me flagpole and then i facefucked her so hard.

guy 2: dude, that’s so sick. i wish my girl would let me do that.

by trevdaddy11 September 7, 2019

Flagpole

n. An erect penis.

Come on dear! climb on top the flagpole tonight!

by 70's guy April 20, 2006

flagpole

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.

Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets

oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!

by Dread Pyrate Bonney April 29, 2005

flagpole

An erection that sticks out really far. Sometimes has observers to it.

I was swimmig under water with goggles and saw this guy with a huge flagpole.

by MarKatWil August 22, 2008

Flagpole

An oral sex position, wherein the fellator holds their body horizontally (as a flag relative to a flagpole) while performing fellatio.

"I hear Rebbecca totally gave that RA a flagpole! That sh*t is BANANAS!"

by OctaveO October 9, 2009

flagpole

A massive shit that sticks out of the water with toilet paper stuck to the top. Bonus, If it's dense enough it will wave like a flag as you try to flush it.

I left a flagpole in there if you want to see if you can get it to flush.

by AintDatABitch September 3, 2023