Lifetime Achievement Award 

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

Lifetime Achievement Award by DancingKali April 9, 2011

lifetime channel 

the lifetime channel is a network run by the folks at A&E television network. as a young adult myself i can say that i'm not into that channel because of all the movies and tv specials about women (and on some occasions, men) are in some god-awful love triangles, financial and/or legal issues, sexual assault and in most extreme cases murder, and hell just to make the program more interesting, combine all 3 and BAM!!!

you got the lifetime channel

men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime (family guy)

pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel

lifetime channel by purple_sheboodles29 November 20, 2009

lifetime 

A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.

What the fuck are you watching Lifetime for you queer.

lifetime by canadianjewfish September 9, 2008

lifetime 

dramatic or crazy. over the top

"you took my shirt!" response: "it's just a shirt! you're so lifetime"

lifetime by Yemz January 30, 2008

hetero lifemate 

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.

Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.

hetero lifemate by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

liferMao 

LiferMao is a form of digiMao exihibited specifically by "Lifers" who are participants of the Second Life 3D-fantasy forums.

"That tard avatar over there is soooo fugly. I just hate her. I'm gonna get 15 of my Lifer friends and liferMao her off our island before I gag on my attachment silver spoon."

liferMao by gregjockca June 6, 2007

Lifetime Tv Station 

The biggest piece of crap tv station ever created that plays nothing but movies of men raping women, men killing women, women PSMing, and slutty teenage whores getting pregnant because i guess thats what women like to watch but really no.

"I had a really fun time watching that movie where a 14 year old girl gets knocked up by that 50- year old guy on the Lifetime Tv Station since we are women and this is what we like to watch," said one girl to the other girl.

Lifetime Tv Station by Tommy Cera August 2, 2008