Lettuce

Originally a vegetable, but later on a pun.

Lettuce have peace in this world!
Lettuce eat dinner now.
Lettuce see what happens...

by Anónimogata January 7, 2017

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

Lettuce

The green stuff you throw at a Jessica.

Person 1: Hey look, it's a Jessica.

Person 2: Give me the lettuce.

by LettuceGal June 18, 2014

lettuced

To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.

When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!

Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!

by Bundy October 26, 2004

Lettuce

A vegetable grown in the the soil. An all season vegetable that is grown. Can at times have ADD, but nonetheless they are the best vegetables out there.

Most often go by the name Ahmad or Kawoos!!

can be found at your neighbourhood fresh slice pizza, and or metrotown Espirit locations

Lettuce came running in to the crowd of people and told a good joke.

by urbanTurban321 November 6, 2010

lettuce

A blow-job, as in "head" of lettuce.

Julius: Look at the dick-sucker on that little baby!

Cadillac: Yeah, I bet she gives great lettuce.

by CadillacZach June 8, 2005

Lettuce

Nickname for money, cash.

Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.

by Paul August 23, 2004