A Big Dick Lens (BDL) is any camera lens bought primarily by men in mid life crisis for the sake of male enhancement. A BDL is exorbitantly expensive, providing it's owner with a feeling of smug superiority. Examples include the Leica Noctilux-M 50mm f/0.95 ASPH., which retails for almost $12,000. Nobody needs a BDL for any useful purpose, it's purely for show.
Guy: I need a Big Dick Lens for my Leica M10
Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!
Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!
by KenRockwell69 August 13, 2018
Get the Big Dick Lens mug.The usage of one's tongue upon another's eyeball, namely the sclera, in order to tighten a relationship or to gain sexual fulfillment
I was going to wait till marriage, but Alexis offered me a lenscrafter and I couldn't turn it down.
A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.
Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.
Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
by Mitchell21 April 22, 2008
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A selfish lover, A creature that has slits for eyes. It's forehead has never been seen due to the ugly ass hair that manifests itself on his head. Standing a whopping 2 1/2 feet tall.
Ew, that thing looks like a lenstine!
by Brosef121 January 9, 2011
Get the Lenstine mug.Something that looks like glasses lenses that you give to somebody who broke their glasses but is blindly searching for their lenses.
Guy 1: *FALLS ON THE FLOOR* "Dude, my glasses just broke, where are my lenses?"
Guy 2: *Picks up some snow* "Here you go, I found your lenses"
Guy 1: "Thanks man!"
Guy 2: "Just kidding, those are Byoungchul Lenses."
Guy 1: "Screw you."
Guy 2: *Picks up some snow* "Here you go, I found your lenses"
Guy 1: "Thanks man!"
Guy 2: "Just kidding, those are Byoungchul Lenses."
Guy 1: "Screw you."
by Chinamaninnewyork January 24, 2011
Get the Byoungchul Lenses mug..3x Century Optics wide angle camcorder lens. Used by skateboarders. The name was coined by the danger of skating close to the skater with the camera.
by me March 18, 2003
Get the death lens mug.An unfortunate development in the world of eye correction, transition lenses are intended as an amazing hybrid between sunglasses and the regular prescription kind. In reality, however, they are a gross bastardization of all things acceptable in the world of mainstream eyecare.
Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.
It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.
If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.
It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.
If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
That guy wearing transition lenses is too busy being excited about never having to change his pairs to realize that he will never get laid.
by Sugoisama July 22, 2010
Get the Transition Lenses mug.Cindy: "Like oh my god, I heard Missy was making out with a girl at the club last night. Do you think she's a lesbian?"
Louisa: "Naw, she's just another lensbian. The MTV Spring Break show was airing from that club... she only did it for the cameras."
Louisa: "Naw, she's just another lensbian. The MTV Spring Break show was airing from that club... she only did it for the cameras."
by fakegaynews August 13, 2010
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