legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.

Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered

by Pea Jay November 17, 2016

legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.

Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.

by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017

Legiterally

A fact that is legitimately literal.

I legiterally am cracked at Fortnite.

by nicajima November 14, 2019

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

legally A minor

when the law gets involved with a singular musical chord and they have to legally declare if it is major or minor, and the chord consists of the A, C and E notes

F: hello A, C and E! wanna go clubbing?
E: sorry we are legally A minor
F: i am so sorry, i forgot about that! i will ask G
G, with Bb and D: sorry, we’re legally G minor

F: am i the oldest one here
G# and C: no you are legally F minor

by Skip Komarov February 23, 2022

Legitorally

When something is very legit or literal, can be used to amplify either term.

Can also be used as a form of agreement.

-“I think women should have rights.”

-“Legitorally bro.”

Or

-“That is Legitorally insane!”

by Pissmunkforeskin June 7, 2023

Legiterally

Not just legit, not just literally, but legiterally, an emphasized miracle baby of the two, the pinnacle of pure seriousness in in a more informal, yet still preserving its oneness, form.

I legiterally just won the lottery.
Legiterally every number could be an answer to the question.
My dog legiterally just passed on.
I LEGITERALLY CANT STOP HELP HELP PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE STREET HELP

by Mechanica_ October 22, 2023