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Laura's Tears

Non existent, absent, invisible, make believe, nowhere to be found
I tried searching for something my brother asked for, but soon found out it was Laura's tears.
by *shistar* August 19, 2018
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Laura

Laura is a beautiful, mysterious muse. Laura is a goddess, a star, an unrivaled enchantress. Both men and women fall under her thrall.

Petrarch's muse is suspected to be the mysterious Laura de Noves (1310–1348), who was the wife of Count Hugues de Sade (ancestor of Marquis de Sade). Petrarch wrote hundreds of poems dedicated to her.

She is also mentioned in Walter Raleigh's poem, A Vision Upon This Conceit of the Faerie Queen as well as Martin Farquhar Tupper's poem, Laura (from Petrarch).
"My Laura, my love, I behold in thine eyes twin daystars that Mercy has given to teach me on earth to be happy and wise and guide me triumphant to heaven."
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Laura

A beauty obsession of many. Many hate on her while they secretly love her. She’s sophisticated and witty. An unshakable muse with class.
Laura Muse Talented Fiercewoman Inspiring
by Manlymaninlove January 23, 2018
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Laura

Laura is the best person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you n matter what the problem is. You will be the luckiest man alive if you were Laura's boyfriend. She can be very funny at times or hyper. She is a very chill person. It is very rare to get her mad. She is also very pretty inside and out.
Boy- hey Laura you want to go out?

Girl- yes!

Boy- I'm the luckiest guy alive!!
by Tristiano Ronaldo June 30, 2016
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Laurianne

A Laurianne is a SUPER CUTE girl, frankly amazing who has an amazing humor and a beautiful heart. She's had trouble in her past and that's makes her even stronger, don't try to be her nemesis or she'll destroy you
-she's so good-looking I can't wait to approach her
-you told me that months ago....
-well what can I say, she's a Laurianne, I can't just go and talk to her like she's equal to me, I mean, she clearly is a Goddess
by Dadaem March 13, 2018
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Billsef Laural

The manliest man of all time, he is the epitome of a true god. He wields a Tire Iron and beats his foes with the great weapon. He rides his lawn mower into battle, where he killed Thor, Ares, and Ra. He is capable of flirting with any woman, as they instantly love him.
Billsef Laural the truest god.
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UD Nobel Laureate

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.
I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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