electric lettuce

Slang for Marijuana.

Man I got fucked up on electric lettuce last night.

by Niloc July 15, 2008

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burger king foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get

by Remour May 18, 2018

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Lettuce Gnomes

Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.

Eyonix: The expansion is delayed until January 27
Someguy: THANX FOR LETTUCE GNOMES

by Maurina October 31, 2006

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Crisp Lettuce

Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.

Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?

Bro 2. Titty Bar?

Bro 1. Shit yeah!

Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.

Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.

Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?

Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.

by Dbos617 May 22, 2009

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Red neck lettuce

Chips when put on a sandwich to provide crunch instead of lettuce or other vegetables.

This sandwich could use a little red neck lettuce!

by Bert the Dog March 11, 2019

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lybian lettuce wrap

To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!

she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 4, 2011

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