VERY small town in the middle of the woods in northern Wisconsin. Laona is known for it's being 45 minutes from the nearest Walmart/Theater, it's family dollar, silver lake, the gas station, and the only blinking read light in the county (not to be confused with a traffic light). Laona's youth start drinking too early, throwing parties 20 miles down dirt roads. This pattern of drinking is also common in adults, being that there are twice as many bars as churches. Pronounced- (Lay Oh Nah). Haven't been there? You haven't missed much.
Person 1- Guess where I went last weekend?
Person 2- Where?
Person 1- LAONA!
(silence)
Person 2- Why?
Person 2- Where?
Person 1- LAONA!
(silence)
Person 2- Why?
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I know! too bad, because its so beautiful. Lets go see some more tourist.
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