Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.

Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.

by KEMTD May 4, 2006

lapdance

to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.

my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

lapdancer dust

Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.

I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Ladeda

2 have fun or to be funny.

"That guy was La de da

by Spencer May 13, 2005

awkward lapdance

where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.

awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*

by tori666 February 2, 2009

ladedah

like a ponce dude giving it large

he was dancing ladedah

by blgb October 17, 2006