The Green Lantern

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.

Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.

by kinky sabor January 23, 2011

premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.

"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."

by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011

green lanter

A banterous lad who has the green power ring and fights with the Green Lantern Corps

"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No anti-banter shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my banter--Green Lanter's light!"

"Wow this new lantern is such a lad. He's much cooler than Hal Jordan"
"That's because he engages in exquisite banter, he's a Green Lanter"

by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015

green lantern that ho

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.

Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.

by Coletrain December 12, 2007

linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.

The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2005

DJ Green Lantern

Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.

DJ Green Lantern aka The Evil Geneuis

by MVP February 7, 2005

Salmon Lantern

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011