Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013

Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018

German Lantern

The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.

My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.

by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009

green lantern

The act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the Green Lantern oath.

Man: I want to green lantern you so hard

by Negative Zero 34 February 8, 2014

Green Lantern

To ejaculate between a woman's breasts and afterwards shine a black light on them, making the ejaculate glow.

Yo dog let me borrow yo black light, I'm bout to Green Lantern this ho tonight!

by MemoRandom March 11, 2008

lantern jawed

having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor

sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)

by marquess of carabbas October 27, 2007

Sea Lantern

Best block in block gaem (aka minecraft)

"replace it with sea lanterns"

by Meeggvdhgv July 14, 2017