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Brown Lantern

A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.
Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!
by 0face! July 19, 2010
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Hoe Lantern

A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.

A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.

A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.

Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
by np:) April 6, 2010
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Ash-O-Lantern

An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.

A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.

They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?

Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...

Boy: Hey guys!

(gets ignored)

Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..

Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010
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The Green Lantern

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.
by kinky sabor January 23, 2011
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premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.
"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."
by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011
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green lantern that ho

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.
Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.
by Coletrain December 12, 2007
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DJ Green Lantern

Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.
by MVP February 7, 2005
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