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Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.
The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.
by jloi7125 August 22, 2018
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Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand
He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne
by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016
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German Lantern

The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.
My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.
by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009
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green lantern

The act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the Green Lantern oath.
Man: I want to green lantern you so hard
by Negative Zero 34 February 8, 2014
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Green Lantern

To ejaculate between a woman's breasts and afterwards shine a black light on them, making the ejaculate glow.
Yo dog let me borrow yo black light, I'm bout to Green Lantern this ho tonight!
by MemoRandom March 11, 2008
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lantern jawed

having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor
sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)
by marquess of carabbas October 27, 2007
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Sea Lantern

Best block in block gaem (aka minecraft)
"replace it with sea lanterns"
by Meeggvdhgv July 14, 2017
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