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glaze the lantern

An activity in which mostly gay men participate, in which a man busts a nutt on another mans penis.
“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’

Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”
by notagay_420 December 4, 2018
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sack-o-lantern

A sack-o-lantern is when you place your ballsack on someones head and shine a flashlight through them.
Shut up or I'll sack-o-lantern you!
by Necroscope March 30, 2005
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Crap-o-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.
Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.
by Dasch March 12, 2009
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Black-o-Lantern

African-American men who have all-gold fronts on their teeth. causing them to resemble a jack-o-lantern.
"Kimbo Slice looks like a black-o-lantern when he smiles."
by Old School Bombs November 8, 2009
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Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into
This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018
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danko-lantern

A device used to smoke the refer. All you need is a small bucket, a sweatshirt, and some tape. You take the sweatshirt and put it over the bucket so that the bottom of the shirt goes over the hole in the bucket. Tape the bottom of the shirt to the bottom of the bucket so that when you stick your head through the shirt, your head will be in the bucket. You then get friends to blow smoke through the sleeves of the shirt, thus entering the bucket and crumping you up. Probably the greatest invention ever.
Josh was "hot-boxing" in the danko-lantern.
by Dontell August 27, 2007
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Sack Lantern

To place a flashlight on your sack and shine light up through, creating a redish glow or lantern effect
Remember that time Nick did the Sack Lantern and then Luke stuck the flashlight in his mouth?" "Ya man Luke took that Sack Lantern!
by nickvanl April 28, 2011
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