A-Lands

A group of people who have the most tragic backstories and the least braincells. The primate exhibits at the zoo.

"Hello everybody. This is my first time in A-Lands!"
"How's your mom after I banged her? I don't have time to call her back since I'm banging your father. "

by TheGuy212222 May 01, 2021

the land of no

A place that does not exist, used when telling of the impossibility of a certain event.

"The Tampa Bay Devil Rays will win the World Series this year."
"Maybe in the Land of No!"

by Jerry D May 06, 2003

LANded

A bunch of guys who own the people that posted the second defintion

I am d31, and i am the sickest mother fucker out

Fuck all you other cunts

Fuck those LANDed guys are cool, let's give them shit

Fuck landed owned me...I'm going to try and own them back

by d31 ma3ngz August 28, 2003

landed

The feeling that overcomes you immediately after enjoying a mokey bowl.

*Jim smokes a mokey*

Pam: Did you just smoke a mokey?

Jim: Don't talk to me woman I've landed!

by up_stairs_kush February 04, 2009

The land

Chicago, particularly any where the vice lord nation is dominate

You wouldn't act that way in the land

by ERICWRIGHT075 February 04, 2021

LANded

Bunch of sick cunts who have the biggest wang and balls. The group that everyone loves to hate, just because they are so sexy. rice_meister is the official cheerleader of the group, just cause she r0x you all!

Fuck those LANded fellas own me.
Damn they're balls are fucking huge!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

pre-land

The mis-pronounced version of the word “brilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.

You and you’re brother finished your chores? Oh, how pre-land of you two.

by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021