laidman's terms

Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.

Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"

by youknowilikeribs August 7, 2010

Landmine

A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.

Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade

by JamesAsset July 30, 2010

The Landmine

Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.

"This girl told me I couldn't finger for shit so I gave her the landmine and she hasn't walked right for days!."

by Gordan P. February 2, 2007

Landmine

A lego

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE

by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016

landmaster

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.

"sheeutt up urrr soo gaaay ewwww lolz"

"Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"

by David Sakrai January 31, 2008

landmine

skinny ugly chick.

"no landmines boys."- jersey shore

by ahurst1864 August 3, 2010

Landmark College

A place so obsess and with its own reputation that it bluntly violate freedom of expression and dissimulates every problem the college has.

Landmark College actually calling up urban dictionary to take off the previous definition.

Tuition could be better spent!

by shuuch December 21, 2009