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Lactard

one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard
When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard
by halflactarded September 1, 2009
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Lactate

to excrete breastmilk. Lactation occurs in a postpardum woman after the birth of a child. Lactation continues until the child weans.
Breastmilk is not created in all women.
Only post-pardum women. While lactating, women do not ovulate, so lactation is also considered a method of birth control. However, it is not 100% reliable.
You cannot drink a woman's breastmilk unless she has recently had a child. And even so, she'd probably slap you if you tried. You wouldn't like it anyway.
A bunch of dumb virgins love to make their own sexual acts on UD, and a lot of them involved drinking "titty milk". However, if thse kids paid attention in school, they'd know that girls only lactate after the birth of a baby.
by lesharkattaque June 26, 2006
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lactating turtle

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"
by dairon December 18, 2008
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crack-a-lactating

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.
Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.
by josepueblo July 24, 2008
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Lactate orgasm

The sensation, due to extremely strenuous exercise, when one's muscles temporarily stop burning and the entire limb starts pulsing in a rhythmical and sadistically pleasurable fashion.
"Oh man, I had a massive lactate orgasm in the last 500 of that ergo."

"I was bashing out 2x10 Miles on the bike and totally had a lactate orgasm in the second one."
by SkyWatchFarmer December 10, 2012
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Lactation Station

As the word implies, a station where lactation occurs. In other words a chicks tits or nipples. Can be referred to animals breasts...
Jeez that milf has some nice lactation stations.

Fuck I want to suck them lactation stations dry!
by Lactationist May 26, 2008
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Lactarted

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.
by thebigneon April 7, 2007
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