Lactaders

When a woman who is producing, squirts milk onto any meal containing potatoes.

Husband: Janet, god damnit come give me some lactaders.
Janet: I’m sorry honey *begins squirting

by FATRATPENIS February 22, 2021

Lactard

1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy

1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard

by rileyredds May 27, 2021

lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003

leotarded

being retarded in a leotard

dude, when you went running through walmart in the one-piece spandex dance uniform, it was so leotarded, it was HILARIOUS.

by heebs December 9, 2008

liptarded

Someone who has been too excited to be able to form a "coheirant sentance" since the day he decided to run for the Republican nomination for President.

He was so liptarded that no one in Congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.

by EpitohmofHiperbowle January 19, 2017

libtarded

to get screwed over by a liberal who follows liberal tyrant policies

i can't believe you reported me to the school for a covid exposure and now i need to self quarantine. we didn't even hang out. i got libtarded:(.

by libblover111 December 5, 2020

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008