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Laputa

The imaginary floating island full of whores defined in Gulliver's Travels, a novel that is written by Jonathan Swift. It's "full of whores" because "la puta" in Spanish (and maybe in Catalan and Filipino) means the whore, which Swift knew and got the name for his island.

This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region
Miyazaki used to make an 18+ animation film once, it's named Laputa : Whore in the sky.
by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022
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LABATYD

(Chat Expression) An acronym for 'Life's A Bitch and Then You Die'
Jen: Can you believe it? He only gave me a 3% raise!

Adam: Yeah, yeah, LABATYD.
by Valda Tichenor July 10, 2006
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Taylor Lautner

The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.

He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.

Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.

I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.

And second take some acting classes...

P.S. you ain't all that!
Example 1

Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''

Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''

Example 2

T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."

"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
by Berly123 June 25, 2009
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Labatud

Labatud, short for "Life's A Bitch And Then U Die".

The 'u' is used in the place of 'you' to make the word flow better.
John : Ouch! I just cut my finger
Hector : Labatud.
by Hecky May 5, 2009
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taylor lautner

A vary sexy actor who has nice abs and big muscles!!! most girls are in love with him!!!!
I wish i had abs like taylor lautner.
by lolsmilelol July 8, 2009
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Labotomy

See "lobotomy", you moronic products of the American educational system.
If you are a fucking moron, you spell the word "lobotomy" incorrectly, indicating that you yourself need a "labotomy"
by luke_w December 28, 2005
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Taylor Lautner

A fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine seventeen year old born in 1992. He is known for his 8-pack his amazing tan.
"Look at that Taylor Lautner over there! PHEW!"
by roxie90210 January 22, 2010
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