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Stephen Lynch 

A crazyyy comedian who is presently in The Wedding Singer on broadway (based on Adam Sandler's movie, The Wedding Singer), which is amazing and was nominated for 5 Tony's including best musical. He is amazing in the show and all of his songs are hilarious.
Stephen Lynch was soooo good in The Wedding Singer and he is crazy hott.
Stephen Lynch by Andrea June 18, 2006
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lynchian 

adj. - having the same balance between the macabre and the mundane found in the works of filmmaker David Lynch.
a lynchian juxtaposition of perversion with americana.
lynchian by cygnet74 September 29, 2004

Stephen Lynch 

Comedian who sings songs about things people don't think about all to often. Like hermaphrodites, men with one testicle, loving a dead body, being superheros, dead puppies, the short curly hair on the soap, grandfather dieing so you can get his inheritance, ugly babys, gynochologists, your dad catching you masterbating and much much more! Visit his website, www.stephenlynch.com!
Lullaby, by Stephen Lynch
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
Stephen Lynch by Sylk Cream October 6, 2005
When people from Lynden, Washington remain in Lynden after highschool and then proceed to date/marry in the same small pool of other people who remained in Lynden after highschool.
Linda, "Dubtehfuck, what are these engagement photos of Billy and Sally doing in my newsfeed?!"

Marcus, "Oh, didn't you know they both stayed in Lynden after graduation, never branching out into the real world, and then decided to date?"

Linda, "What a textbook example of Lyncest! I'm going to go throw up in my shoes now."
Lyncest by floydianslip February 16, 2010

Becky Lynch 

The Man
Person A: Did you see what I did? I’m the Man.
Person B: Actually, Becky Lynch is The Man.
Becky Lynch by KageXerox January 30, 2019

Ross Lynch

Ridiculously adorable actor who plays Austin on Disney's Austin & Ally

Member of the band R5
A: Who's that blond kid who plays Austin in that Disney Sitcom?

B: Ross Lynch! My nieces love him.
Ross Lynch by Pixiedog May 2, 2013