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ironic lolicon

A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.

They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
by jsuki February 6, 2022
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Loli God

Literally the best and biggest weeb lord. If you ever try to match with this absolute unit he will eat your asshole and then force you into the loli closet.
Person 1 : Hey have you seen James in a while?
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.
by RaccoonLoli June 26, 2019
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loli-pop

"I love to suck on loli-pop."
by MEPEnisSmall November 11, 2018
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Low Lolicon

It's the anime/manga version of jailbait. A girl that looks old enough, but is actually still underage.
P1: Dude, you know that character is canonically 16, right? Are you a Lolicon?
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.
by MassiveBruhMoment April 8, 2021
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Loligasm

Getting an orgasm from looking at little anime girls.
Jessica: "I heard that our teacher gets a loligasm when he watches anime shows."

Emily: "Eww, that's so gross!"

Teacher: "Hi girls, how's it going?"
by EpicLegend18 November 26, 2011
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loli-shota

Loli-shota is referring to the words lolita (which is the cutesy clothing style in which girls dress in clothes that make them appear like little girls) and shota (which is the term often used in fanfiction to indicate the inclusion of young, pre- and early pubescent boys in sexual acts, usually with much older adult men.) The terms, when used in conjunction, often represent a young boy who is overly effeminate, or "cutesy".
"That character Honey from Ouran Host Club is totally loli-shota."
by mizuiro_neko April 11, 2009
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Lolicide

A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.

Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.
Denver: Did you read the news?

David: No, what's up?

Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.

David: LOLICIDE
by Joe McGoat November 20, 2009
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