Laptop leaner

To get an erection while using your laptop computer.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were swapping some HOT e-mails and I ended up with a laptop leaner."

by KendallLicksShannon July 1, 2008

A Lehnert

To completely dominate in all aspects. 'A Lehnert' may be used when exceeding expectations involving women, cornhole, NHL 11, badminton, and or texting. A Lehnert is broken down from a space language '1337' and translated to prevent combustion and or blown ear drums.

Sam: You're what they call the full package Tom!

Tom: Oh Sam, just call me A Lehnert.

by theratm311 September 23, 2010

Lenners

Someone who has a permanent erection. (aka constant viagra dosing)

That zzirGrizz guy is a total Lenners, he has more viagra in his dick than semen.

by Flaming Fruit Bar On Wheels. November 3, 2010

Lenner

A term used for someone living lavishly and without regard of a budget

That guy in that hot air balloon is such a lenner

by k bizzzzle October 26, 2018

leaner

A line of coke.

You know, you gotta lean over to get at it.

Joey: Ey man, hit up this leaner?

Ted: Definately

by doktorfunk November 2, 2005

super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis

like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.

Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..

by toasty816 November 21, 2010

leaner

When someone leans a trash can of water against an inward swinging door so that when the occupant opens the door the water splashes into the room soaking it.

My friend got hit by a leaner in the dorms.

by Ben the guy at UNL December 27, 2005