do the lasso

when you take your shirt off and start spinning it over your head like a helicoptah!!!

It's hella hot, let's take our shirt off and do the lasso!

by Chingo Bling July 2, 2006

Baby lasso

The act of attempting to entrap a man in a relationship by intentionally becoming pregnant.

"I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso until I catch me a man."
"Don't take her word that she on the pill bro, baby lasso'll fuck your shit up."

by Class_backwards February 29, 2012

Narcissistic lasso

A method used by narcissists to put their victim in a such a state of confusion that the issue or problem that the victim originally brought up is forgotten. Narcissists lasso their victims in by vehemently arguing that they, the narcissist, are the victim in the relationship. Soon the real victim feels inprisoned, helpless and confused about whose view is legitimate.

Rebecca thought that Felix was disrespectful of her until Felix used the narcissistic lasso to make her believe that she was the one who was disrespectful in their relationship.

by Missy Know It All August 28, 2016

Alabama Lasso

When you are about to cum on a girl, so you grab your dick and twirl it around like a lasso as you cum on her. It’s very messy.

“Ah hey man I gave your mom an Alabama Lasso last night” “ FUCK YOU BRO”

by McLovin81707 January 12, 2020

Idaho Lasso

When a man is ejaculating on a woman, he flings his male appendage, right as he is “busting” he than sends his semen into a flying loop in the air. Both ends must connect to form this loop and land on the woman, this mastery of ejaculation art holds much power, some say the result of successfully completing the “Idaho Lasso” elevates testosterone to enormous levels and adds approximately 3 inches of circumference to Each ball in the males ballsack. Rumors have it that once you complete this amazing feat of talent and practice, that you might not ever be able to bust a normal goddamn creamy nut again. Once you busts gut-wrenching “Idaho Lasso” you may never be able to stop turning objects, and women into Lasso practicing ranges. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility, treat this power with respect and pursue it with great agility.

Have a good day roping, some heffers pals!

Dude i was about to cum, so I flung my dick at her face and I gave her an Idaho Lasso!

by Ese-boof-cowboy October 17, 2018

Reverse Ted Lasso

When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.

She has daddy issues and can only get off if he does a reverse Ted Lasso.

by Bane Lowmax September 21, 2021

The Lasso

An omnivirous, cube-dwelling mammal. Native to the Pacific Northwest, he prefers abstaining from intimacy during the better part of the year. He also avoids social gatherings including alcohol, as this may impare his ability to tick and/or tie any numbers. His cohorts include The Hatchet, Pecker, Brunsteen, Papa Doug, and "The Firm Hates You" Isler.

KS- Hey Lasso, you wanna come to lunch with us today?
The Lasso- I would, but I need to tick and tie these figures on ABC Inc's Balance Sheet.
Senior Manager (in his head)- Boy, that Lasso kid sure is a go-getter. And not to be gay or anything, but I'll bet he's a dynamo in the sack.

by David B. Cool October 6, 2004