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kyles

Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.
"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"
by yaboisquiggly May 7, 2020
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kyles mom

The bitchyest person alive, if you know Jean than call her a stupid ass bitch
dude shes totaly kyles mom.
by justalovemachin January 7, 2008
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kyles shoes

A pair of girls shoes worn by a guy
They guy has "kyles shoes"
by Kyles shoes September 1, 2016
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kyles dick

kyles dick is fucking small

Kyle: "Why are you guys always making fun of my dick?"

Me:"Because its small."
by spoonsarefuckingspoons January 19, 2020
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kyles

a group of three.

bestfriends that are in groups of 3's not pairs of two.

kyles can only be a group of three, no more no less.
i don't get how kyles work, since there is 3 wouldn't there always be one left out?

look at teeghan anna and shay, they are such kyles, they never are apart.
by dont worry abou tit. April 11, 2010
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kyles

best friends, that come in 3's .

not a pair of bestfriends, but a group of kyles,
only 3 never more. one is never oddly left out for some reason, they always find a way to make the number 3 work in a world made for pairs :P

kinda like conjoined triplets.
see teegahn anna and shay, they are such kyles. they are kinda almost conjoined triplets!
by you'llnever know April 11, 2010
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Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.
"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"
by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018
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