Kirkpatrick

Used to emphasize an physical impact on a individual

And Kirkpatrick, now he's in a daze

by Smoove linguistics April 5, 2019

kirkby lonsdale

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.

Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale

by chunderking April 30, 2010

kirkism

the religion about the goatse man kirk johnson

the book of kirk and the goa tse scrolls and some other books made a kirkist bible, it's a religion about goatse and memes and they believe kirk has as much power as a christian believes god does.

i practise kirkism every day, i'm a proud kirkist

by mr nig October 26, 2017

kirking out

The act of going balistic or crazy about any given situation.

Shelly was kirkin out at the teacher when she found out she got a D in the class

by starqueen March 27, 2003

kirk wellsian

An act that can be characterized as pervy and/or completely over the top and unnecessary (usually at the detriment of whatever you're supposed to be doing at the time).

Your decision to knit 500 sweaters and photograph adolescent girls instead of attending the mandatory meeting was very Kirk Wellsian.

by Tsika January 19, 2008

kirkable

A woman who is hot enough for Kirk to have sex with her.

"Oh wow, that girl is totally kirkable," says Kirk.

"Of course she's kirkable, she has two legs and a live pulse doesn't she?" says Jake.

"Jake, you are such a vag. Eat shit and kill yourself," says Kirk.

by Kirk Houston February 21, 2005

Kirkham

A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.

"Shit, it's a Kirkham. Play dead so you won't be seen"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"

"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"

by PissPumper November 13, 2013