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kirsten dunst

a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash
n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2
by maculate February 6, 2005
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kirsten

A cool name that most people are too stupid to say correctly, so they pronounce it "keersten". Most are extremely good looking.
Did you see keersten?
Whos keersten? I was looking at Kirsten. SHES FINE
by jessicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2008
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Kyrsten Sinema

An insatiably greedy bridge troll that refuses to let anything pass without first adding to its exorbitant wealth (preferably from other wealthy trolls); with which it will use to fund inexplicably absurd fashion choices.
“Did you hear about that senator taking money from Big Pharma while voting *against* lowering drug prices?” “How very Kyrsten Sinema of them.”
by tay.tayyyyyy December 16, 2021
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Karsten

Karsten is only the most funny, cool, awesome, sexyyy, person in the world. he is so cool he makes ice cubes jealious. He is so sexy he makes Jacob Black look fugly. He always knows how to make people laugh. in greek, he is the chosen one.
oh my god theres Karsten. He's fucking amazing I love him!
by Mike Hawk 8====D August 4, 2010
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Kirsten

Kirsten is a beautiful girl. She is thick and perfect but she thinks she’s fat. She has 2 really close friends and gets really jealous when they hand out together. She has to sides to her: she can be kind and sweet but can also be a bitch; B I C T H. Usually really loud and funny but will do anything to be popular and gets embarrassed by her friends often. Hates being called: Kristen and Kirsty
I love Kirsten but she can also be crazy jealous
by kirsten_apps October 3, 2019
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kirsten

An amazing pefect girl who i couldn't be without who likes the mess up like myself. LOVE YOU KIRST
"wow you see that chick?"
"yeah man. she must be a Kirsten"
by daniel awesome October 18, 2008
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Kirsten Syndrome

When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.
Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle
by Thebestmothafuckasever September 15, 2014
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