When you go home with a girl and she clearly wants to hook up but you get her into bed and the instant the head hits the pillow, she is passed out snoring loudly and the man leaves pissed off regardless if they were in his bed.
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Get the Kublockied mug.When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
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Strong and talented, Kallo’s are often very kind. They have good taste in movies. People often fall for Kallo’s due to their looks. Kallo’s often need to watch what they say, because they can be offensive at times. Kallo’s tend to open up more quickly when it is one on one and they appreciate hugs and compliments. Kallo’s are dependable and trustworthy and they put bro’s before hoes.
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She is well-versed in speech, witty, imaginative, and delightfully loyal.
If you found a Kully, hold her near as a great friend, or marry her at the first chance.
She is well-versed in speech, witty, imaginative, and delightfully loyal.
If you found a Kully, hold her near as a great friend, or marry her at the first chance.
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Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.
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