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Kryptonic 

A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.
Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.
Kryptonic by LanksEO March 27, 2009
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Krystianity 

Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.
Person 1: “Who’s the funniest person on Mnet+?”
Person 2: “It’s obviously Krystianity!”
Krystianity by haozhao October 24, 2023

Peters Kryptonite 

A slang definition for Red Bull. Please see the expression "feeling a bit peters".
Dave : I'm soooo tired at the moment I need some Peters Kryptonite

kryptonite 

Dont smoke that kryptonite shit will fuck you up
kryptonite by AC November 28, 2003

krystina 

Raddest girl alive. Has a great sense of humor and she's freaking adorable.
AKA: Babybear
"That girl is such a Krystina. I love her!!"
krystina by CAUSExAxSCENExx May 18, 2008

Kryptonate 

Kryptonate is a more powerful human form of Nate Robinson and Superman's biggest weakness, Achilles heel, and arch-nemesis (Next to Lex Lurther). Derived from the word kryptonite; Kryptonate is also in all green. Kryptonate wears a Saint Patrick's day green New York Knicks Jersey and shorts, green shoes, and a green sleeve. Kryptonate's biggest unleashed weapon of choice is his green ball which is said to give him extra powers, and said to weaken Superman whenever it's within his radius or whenever it's in use. Kryptonate is the human form of Superman's weakness "Kryptonite." It's said that Superman loses judgment around Kryptonate, which in turn causes Superman to be more vulnerable when around him. It's speculated that that is why Dwight Howard let Nate Robinson jump over him in the 2009 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. It's also argued that Kryptonate makes Superman weaken and lose abilities, ultimately becoming less Superman-like, and more like Dwight Howard. Many theorist proclaim that to be one of the main reasons Dwight Howard finishes weak in the final round of the 2009 Slam Dunk Contest. It is also argued by some that his abilities and judgement confused Dwight enough to even attempt the free throw line dunk, but that isn't yet accepted by the majority.
Kryptonate just owned Superman. Now all that is left of him is just Dwight Howard...
Kryptonate by PeteThePrince February 17, 2009

black kryptonite 

First appearing in Smallville, episode 'Crusade', black kryptonite is capable of separating certain entities within individual organisms, e.g., splitting a person's good and evil sides. Formed by heating up green kryptonite.
black kryptonite by emma1111 June 15, 2006