kurfufel

It is either a bad situation something bad or wrong has happened

Boy am I in a kurfufel now

by Tara April 20, 2005

knurd-d-d-d-d

drunk backwards. it has the same meaning as drunk, its used to style out if you drunk

man in knurd-d-d-d-d

by bulbalot June 20, 2009

knurt

An instance of intense masturbation, in which the jizz rockets out so quickly and with such force, that it inflicts pain on the fapper instead of pleasure.

God, man... I can still feel that knurt from last night. I've gotta start doing it slower.

by Flip DeSwitch October 21, 2015

knarf

(noun) A minor surface defect such as, but not limited to, scratches, nicks, dents, scuffs, etc.. Usually used when multiple types of minor blemishes exist on the same surface.

(verb) The act of placing such defects on a surface

Hey Jimmy, quit using that screwdriver to clean that steel plate or you'll knarf it all up!

by Bigwood Beddoe November 13, 2003

knurk

To push the entirety of your nose into the anus of another person.

An extreme form of brown nosing.

Matt: "Mfffmfmmffmm"
Dave: "What?"
Matt: "Mfffmmmffmm"
Dave: "You know its rude to talk and knurk at the same time"

by KnurkHerder January 11, 2013

Knurkel

Knurkel can be used in many situations, Similar to "hella". It is generally used in place of a verb (although it van be any verb "fucking" is what it is generally used in place of)

1: Damn, that girl got a big ole but, i would knurkel that til its purple
2: Whats up my Knurkel
3:Damn, that girl got a big ole knurkel

by MikeyMike650 October 23, 2010

KNARF

ABBV for Knuckle Barf. Knuckle Barf is when you are masturbating furiously and you get jizz all up in between your knuckles!

Shit man, I was so into this porn and wasn't paying attetion and ended up knarfing on both my hands!

by Aberoo October 21, 2010