Kiwi

Someone who doesn't like to be mistaken for an Aussie,but its always amazed if you get it correct.

Supply teacher:OK kids,where am I from?
Class:AUSTRALIA!
Smart kid in the corner:New Zealand.

The Kiwi accent is softer.

by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

Angry Kiwi

Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.

Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!

Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!

Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!

by Nathan Stones, Aaron Cox June 19, 2012

Real Kiwi Hours

The time of day when you begin walking to your a place you spend a lot of time at on a normal basis. (i.e. School, Work, House, Coffee Shop, Restaurant, etc.)

“It’s a Real Kiwi Hours right now! I should’ve studied for that test!”

“My friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
“I hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.

by tan_mai.ke January 31, 2018

Kiwiland

Small enough that no one cares, large enough that the rest of the world has to care. Better than aussie, for such reasons as less stuff to kill you, and more water and beaches. Great place to be.

Chur bro, Wana chup bro? Welcome to kiwiland

by LaFemme October 23, 2013

Kiwibird

noun

1. An endangered, fat, flightless, lazy and nocturnal bird, native to New Zealand.

2. Some claim to have seen this so called mythical bird, others believe in Leprichorns. "The Kiwibird used peck, it was super effective. Moa fainted".

"The fat Kiwibird eats roots, shoots and leaves".

by BigRedNZ July 14, 2020

kiwicat

a fictional animal who reassembles jello and is created by the person who write this. kiwicats love peach mango applesauce and say the words 'dued' and 'heep' and 'sous' a lot. you probably won't use this word al ot

i need to listen to my inner kiwicat, man.

by kachux October 20, 2020

Kiwi

Kiwi (derived from the Japanese word Keiki meaning good times) is a term/word used for a pair of people who love each other a lot ,and love doing things together

Last night was awesome, we were such a kiwi!!!!

by TimeWarper_Wi October 5, 2019