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The people Native to the Western Asian country of Kazakhstan. These people are known to be strong, rugged, and fierce beings. While also being known as excellent mountaineers, and wild horse riders, these people are known to be very smart too. Because of the location of Kazakhstan, the men "small penis" stereotype of which is applied to most Asians, is not at all true. The combination of European, Mongolian, and Arab descent gives Kazakh men a very "Large" advantage when it comes to genital size.
"How does that Kazakh manage to get such a hot piece of ass?"
"it's because those Kazakh men are huge! If you know what I mean!"
Kazakh by DannnnnyyG September 13, 2012
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A "p2p sharing software" that has many worms, viruses, adware, and spyware attached, not to mention there is countless hacks and viruses on the files inside.

Malware installed by Kazaa includes the following:

Cydoor (spyware): Collects information on the PC's surfing habits and passes it on to the company which created Cydoor.

B3D (adware): An add-on which causes advertising popups if the PC accesses a website which triggers the B3D code.

Altnet (adware): A distribution network for paid "gold" files.

The Best Offers (adware): Tracks your browsing habits and internet usage to display advertisements similar to your interests.

InstaFinder (hijacker): Redirects your URL typing errors to InstaFinder's web page instead of the standard search page.

TopSearch (adware): Displays paid songs and media related to your search in Kazaa.

RX Toolbar (spyware): The toolbar monitors all the sites you visit with Microsoft Internet Explorer and provides links to competitors' websites.

New.net (hijacker): A browser plugin that lets you access several of its own unofficial Top Level Domain names, e.g., .chat and .shop. The main purpose of which is to sell domain names......

The bottom line, dont download this. Use frostwire.
Kazaa is so pathetic. Who would even download it? *downloads frostwire*
Kazaa by j-moneeyyyyyy May 30, 2009

O Kazakstan

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakstan is the best song ever.
Sacha, I kneel before you.

kazakhstan 

Number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

-- Kazakhstan National Anthem

khazandra 

Khazandra, A childish girl definitely not mature enough. She has a soft a heart but she'll not let you see her tears but I can read it in her eyes. She's a Friendly person. She befriend everyone except those who are fussy and Bitch (She detest them!) She's a clingy friend and sometimes talk behind your back but Overall She's a great friend. She can do your hair, do notes for you and support you. She loves her family and God. She doesn't forget to pray before everything. She's talkative. But beware that She's easily to get sulk over someone or something and easily to be annoyed. She's Creative,Joyfully, But I often see her staring at something and you can see the sadness in her eyes. She's beyond average intelligent at her age. But I tell you that She's beautiful even though she denied it over a thousand times but I know that she knows that she's really beautiful ❤️
"Look at that girl. She's beautiful, doesn't she?"

"She's Khazandra"
khazandra by Yed2dreamer April 23, 2019

Kazakhstan 

a former soviet union country, currently part of the cis. 9th largest in the world. (slowly) developing.
famous between foreigners for extremely hospitable, generous people and eating horses.
damn that borat! kazakhstan rocks!!
Kazakhstan by ladybugs_rock May 24, 2005