Chicken fried in Kentucky including 11 secret herbs and spices: Heroin, Cocaine, Crack, Marijuana, rat poison, tar, tobacco, nicotine, alcohol, grease, and salt.
Why don't you go outside and grab some KFC
Heheehhehehehe yah, yah, KFC! Must have KFC! Must have 11 herbs and spices! KFC! KFC! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Another shitty subsidiary of Pepsi, where the overpriced food is oversalted so we buy their overpriced drinks, and where wages are probably very low so the greedy CEOs can get more. On Thursdays, you can pay $2 for a crappy tiny little chicken sandwich with mayonnaise and a bit of lettuce that would be half the price at McDonald's. Popeye's is even more expensive than KFC, but the food is much better. KFC stands for "Kan't Fucking Cook".
KFC is evil enough already, but do they really have to blow out the fumes of their food to lure in customers to buy their overpriced food? I mean, shit, that's not nice!
KFC is a fast-food chain. Strangely, they are more popular in countries all over the world than America. In London, there are over 38 KFC's. Yet, Kentucky is mentioned. So they think that Kentucky is comprised of Fried Chicken. When the fact of the matter is, no one actually likes it in America.
Excuse me mate, want to hit up KFC's for some grub?
Why, I do believe dear, KFC's and tea shall be fine tonight.