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Kettle Warmth

Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water
Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth
by Erratic Doorhandle April 27, 2010
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Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School

A totally amazing high school located outside of Jackson, Wisconsin.

A high school filled with easy women and where 98% of the students are loaded with cash. Kettle Moraine Lutheran also has a much higher drug problem compared to other Lutheran high schools.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School (KML) is wayy better at sports than any other school in their conference, especially Laconia and Winnebago Lutheran Academy, also known as WLA or "pooptard acadamy" by some students.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran has about 430 students and continues to grow year after year.

In sports KML dominates year after year, the Chargers have consistently won state in Volleyball, Women's Soccer, Cheerleading, and always is a strong contender with every other sport.

While Kettle Moraine Lutheran continues to excell at everything they do, Winnebago Lutheran continues to be stupid.
Man 1: "Hey man! Did you win at that basketball game yesterday?"

Man 2: "Nahhh man... We played Kettle Moraine Lutheran..."

Student 1: "Hey dude, I heard your transferring to Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School?"

Student 2: "yeahhh... I gotta get out of WLA man, Winnebago Lutheran sucks..."
by supermanX234K7 July 31, 2012
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Kettle cock

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.
by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019
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kettle.korn

Kettle Korn is a really quirky tiktoker. They are a licensed silly goose 🤪🤞 and they love Bo Burnham, and Gi-Hun from squid game. They comment the letter "h" on any video they see.
Person "Do you know @kettle.korn?"

Person 2 "Yeah! The silly goose who comments "h" right?"
Person 1 "yeah, well they just posted another quirky video about Gi-Hun from Squid Game"
Person 2 "omg show me 🤪💅"
by Steakvie October 13, 2021
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Kettle Corn

Troy: Kettle Corn! That's A Funtime snack!
by TroyAndAbedInTheMorning April 19, 2011
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Kettle Purse

A Kettle-Purse is the KettleBell used in Crossfit.

Crossfit is a type of exercise system like p90x or zumba dance, but Crossfit has become the laughing-stock of the entire internet, in large part because they often follow a now debunked Paleo Diet. (Put "CROSSFIT FAIL" in Google to See this embarassing fitness group.)

Cross-Fit uses a variety of poor 'fitness' techniques that range from the useless to the dangerous to silly, effeminate, and totally ridiculous. One type of exercise in Crossfit involves swinging an iron weight which is shaped like a 'hanging ball' with a loop handle on it. Crossfitters call this a kettlebell from the russian, but now the whole rest of the fitness world is calling this thing a KETTLE-PURSE because it looks like crossfit guys are carrying a tiny feminine woman's Purse.

Crossfit has now made it look like men are exercising while holding a little ladies purse. " KETTLEPURSE "
- "Oh, god, not another Crossfit class." -- "How can you tell it's Crossfit?" - "Because all the guys are carrying their KettlePurses, and also because of the paleo diet body odor."

- Grok signed up for Crossfit, he thought he was exercising like a caveman, but little did he know, to the public he looked like an unfit guy swinging a little woman's kettle purse. And his paleolithic grok logo looks like a caveman who is wearing a Skirt."

- "Instead of using a barbell, crossfit men use a little weight called a KettlePurse, making them look more like a Dumbbell."

- "The KettlePurse ... like it's already-debunked paleo diet, yet another Crossfit Fitness Failure."

- Nobody builds muscle from Planking, much less butterfly pullups, or swinging around a girly kettle-purse, making Crossfit now the embarassment of the exercise world.
by Review Committee October 23, 2012
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kettle shitter

an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.
ah man last night i totally saw the kettle shitter in our laundry room.....
by The phantom shitter boiler April 29, 2010
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