KeiKei

a very beautyful person.She has lots of firends but her two besties are CeCe and Samaya .She hates when hoes be playing and she be ready to run up on a hoe.

Dang Keikei look fine today.

by Samaya Lawson December 11, 2019

keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.

i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.

by MLui April 12, 2008

Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.

"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"

by Zyte January 15, 2009

keiser

An elder's word for a vagina

My grandma told me to find a skirt that covered my keiser.

by garin7878778 January 15, 2011

Keiseling

When masturbating in the shower, insert 1-2 fingers rectally. Repeat until desired pleasure is met.

Last night I was keiseling, when I came all over the ceiling in the shower.

by Aaron6389 December 3, 2010

Kelsei

A type of heavily cocaine addicted prostitute often seen outside of rural petrol stations working for a nice price

That chick who was working at the BP was such a kelsei!

by bigbeef27 January 16, 2010

Keiser

Adj. or verb. can mean anything sexual or illegal that you do or do to someone else.

"Dude I totally Keisered that chick last night and gave her the Kyle driver."
"Awesome."

by Wasteurshot January 15, 2009