kevin cross

Kevin Cross is your typical cool black guy with a thick 10 inch black cock. He could fuck your bitch any day of the week, but he won’t because of his Christian beliefs.

Hey, it’s Kevin Cross! I can tell because of his huge black dick! I can trust him around my bitch because he loves the Lord :-)

by Nice Guy 101 May 21, 2019

Kevin woah

When you see Kevin and you're so surprised by his unfathomable forehead that you exclaim "woah"

"Holy shit it's Kevin"
"Damn his forehead is so massive and shiny"
"Kevin woah"
Can also be extended depending on the shininess of Kevin's forehead
"Kevin wooooaaaahhhhh"

by Keeeee1234 March 28, 2022

keeping tabs

To watch a person or a situation carefully so that you always know what they are doing or what is happening.

"Why is he still your friend on Facebook?"

"I'm just keeping tabs on him in case he starts talking to another girl."

by LovingThis92 December 30, 2011

Keepin' the beanz icy

to chill the beanz, to keep their collective temperature sub-zero. Can also refer to a person "ripping shit up".

"Did you see Joe Goggins throwing out some old-skool krumpin' earlier, it was like he was absolutely keepin' the beanz icy in the 504!"

by VoodooJazzCafe August 24, 2009

Kevin Keller

The ultimate gay best friend;Has a thing for bad boys and football players

"Oh my god, he's such a Kevin Keller!"

by Cheryl_Bombshell July 29, 2017

Kevin the Fortnite Cube

A giant cube from lightning that appeared on the battle royale island making havoc until he sunk into a lake, soon to be re-christened from loot lake to leaky lake. He attached himself onto an island and flew into the air, leaving consumable cubes called shadow stones that allow you to become invisible and to resist fall damage. Kevin travelled all around the map again, on the bottom of the giant floating island. Finally, once he reached his starting location, loot/leaky lake, he exploded. the island broke into three main pieces with remnants of a house on them. Recently, it exploded again and made a new island in loot lake, shattering the eyes of people who were in a match in that time. It made a butterfly and the butterfly landed on some lucky people.

Rip Kevin the Fortnite Cube.

by Agent_Green November 5, 2018

Kevin Smith

Has a short thick penis, much like a tuna can.

Man, did you see Kevin Smith’s cock? It looks like a can of tuna.

by Andre Blanco March 20, 2019