Guy 1 "My girlfriend asked me to eat out her ass"
Guy 2 "Oh just give her a dirty keem"
Guy 1 "Seem's fun"
Guy 2 "Oh just give her a dirty keem"
Guy 1 "Seem's fun"
by BigDickBee14 June 17, 2018
Get the Dirty keemmug. Keem Tomlinson: a black man who did not, in fact, make the slaves free despite his constant claims to the contrary. May or may not be homosexual. Often used as a name or descriptor for an African-American individual of tall stature, large hand and foot size, and small care - yet with the juxtaposition of a micropenis. Not to be confused with Keef Tomsum, another prestigious member of the Snickers gang.
Person 1: Ayo you know that new kid? The super tall black one with no balls?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like a real Keem Tomlinson.
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like a real Keem Tomlinson.
by balzinjawz November 23, 2021
Get the keem tomlinsonmug. May be refereed to as "keemstar" or "The Gnome" or "The guy that called Alex-"
The Keem victimised SethTheProgroomer445 along with many other people, during this time, He passed out 1x and spammed a soundboard whenever some guy called NOODLE! spoke.
The Keem victimised SethTheProgroomer445 along with many other people, during this time, He passed out 1x and spammed a soundboard whenever some guy called NOODLE! spoke.
by KingMaskedGangb May 13, 2023
Get the The Keemmug.