kanker

Dutch for Cancer

Used as:

1. an insult such as Kankerlijer (lit. someone who has cancer)

2. a prefix meaning Super or Very as in Kankerlekker (supercool)

3. an alternative to neuk op (or fuck off), kanker op

1. krijg de kanker!! (get cancer)
2. je haar is kankerlekker! (your hair is suppa fly!)
3. kanker op, dikzak!! (fuck off, fatass lit. cancer off, fatsack)

by Nathan F May 13, 2008

Kanak

Plural: Kanaks. Derived from the German word "Kanake", describing people in Germany which are originally from the southern countries like north africa, middle east and asia, so especially muslim countries. It is used like "nigga" in the english language, so if a kanak calls someone "kanak" it's okay, but if an alman (white german) calls someone "kanak" it's discrimination. It is not so negatively connotated as "nigga", because the original history of the word isn't as terrible as of "nigga", and of course because every kanak is using it in a positive context (as I tried indoctrinate with my example-sentences muhahah). German people behaving like kanaks are also called kanaks very often.

"Dude, this School is full of kanaks, I love it."
"You look like a kanak with this eastpak-fanny-pack, I love it."
"kanaks are real men, kanakinas are real women, I love it."
"Hahahaha what a kanak, I love it."
"If I ever meet a kanak, I will marry him and we'll make a lot of children, I love it"

by smart.kanak August 25, 2020

kanker wasmand

kanker wasmand means cancer of laundry basket in dutch.

Bakpaofgunz is kanker wasmand!

by ubagumov December 16, 2012

kankerjong

insult in holland for someone who has cancer.

Kom op dan, kankerjong!

by wallahibne February 2, 2009

Kayaker

To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story

Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.

by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011

onkel kånkel

The greatest Swedish artist of all time. His lyrics are like poetry.

Have you heard the song "Martin Ljungs Förhud" by Onkel Kånkel? It´s geat!

by MrBrutal October 31, 2003

kankerlijer

the dutch way of saying "sick fuck"
liturly meaning kancer fictim but as almost all dutch ways of swearing its a name of a serius ilness

hee gore kankerlijer!

by Mr.Orange August 18, 2004