kalbert

Shoving a fat round salami stick up your arse. (can use one of those dog food sausage things, yuuuuuuuuuuk!)

When Bob had finished cumming in her mouth, he decided to give her a kalbert with a 12 inch long, 5 inch wide, bavarian salami.

by Joe-Dirty September 17, 2003

kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003

kabobed

To get shafted by a pole like a kabob on the grill.

Steve Irwin got KABOBED!

by BioRebel September 4, 2006

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

kanobe

Cheatin Lieing Kobe Bryant

"ya know youre a kanobe when ya not owning to it"

by joeeee August 1, 2004

Kanobe

An Extremely "Hot" Chick.

A fine girl 🔥

"God damn that girl is such a Kanobe" I just wanna...."

by CherryKisses🍒💋 December 18, 2015

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003