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KS BoomCube 15
person 2: Wow that speaker is loud!
person 1: Yeah i know dickhead.
person 2: Wow that was rude, but anyways what is the name of the speaker?
person 3: You are connected to the speaker person 2, and surely it shows the fucking name of the speaker.
person 1: Fucking dumbass bitch you are person 2.
person 2: calm down I'll check the connections on my bluetooth to see what it's called.
person 1 & 3: Fucking cunt he is.
person 2: Wow its called KS BoomCube 15.
person 1: Wow, like anyone didn't know that and you are just a dumb motherfucker and also a cunt so shut up you faggot.
person 1: Yeah i know dickhead.
person 2: Wow that was rude, but anyways what is the name of the speaker?
person 3: You are connected to the speaker person 2, and surely it shows the fucking name of the speaker.
person 1: Fucking dumbass bitch you are person 2.
person 2: calm down I'll check the connections on my bluetooth to see what it's called.
person 1 & 3: Fucking cunt he is.
person 2: Wow its called KS BoomCube 15.
person 1: Wow, like anyone didn't know that and you are just a dumb motherfucker and also a cunt so shut up you faggot.
KS BoomCube 15 by Harrison Black March 9, 2023
Topeka, KS
The capital of Kansas where it sucks so bad, that they will pay you 15,000 just to live in the crackhead city. City consist of sex trafficking, dog fighting, drug users, bad drivers, shootings. Don’t go if you don’t want to die.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Person 1: hey can you go pick up some milk?
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
Topeka, KS by Ratatatata January 9, 2020
Minneapolis, KS
An extremely podunk town in Kansas known for being full of gossip mongers, back-stabbers, fake-drama, accusations of rape by teenage girls, underage drinking and the usual slew of creepy insane guys who have probably murdered someone in the past. To be avoided at all costs, unless you want to look at the giant pile of rocks known as "Rock City" (because that's more impressive than Rock Pile) that happens to be located nearby.
Minneapolis, KS by Wesa Ada May 6, 2009
Altoona, KS
Small town in South East Kansas with a population of about 500 people or so. Tourists can look for Harpers Country Store (the only gas station for 10 miles), The Nut Hut (the only restaurant for 10 miles, specialty is mountain oysters), the post office, cemetary, and that is it. The most fun a kid can look for in Altoona, KS is getting drunk. But make sure you get your alcohol from another town, because otherwise you're stuck with Milwaukee's Best.
Altoona, KS by Lil Jus December 28, 2009
Lawrence,KS
I went to Lawrence,KS and thought I was in heaven due to the beautiful campus, tradition and spirit, and the best basketball team in the nation.
Lawrence,KS by jhawk July 28, 2006