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Kanella

A super sexy goddess! She is the most talented person ever! Popular and amazing! Hottest of them all! PURE GODDESS!!! Gorgeous THING!!! She slays the damn QUEEN!
Damn, she looks like a Kanella!
by iknoweveryonesnamemeaning April 2, 2018
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Kansi

Kansi is such a nice, sweet guy. When you first meet him, he might seem shy, but once he gets to know you, you will see a new side of him. He is hilarious. He likes to make people laugh, and can get a long with virtually anyone. Kansi is such a sweet guy. Kansi also loves to play soccer and is extremely good at it. Girls will fall head-over-heels for him, but he only has eyes for a special one. He doesn't get girlfriends very easily. But when he does get one, she is a lucky person because he will treat her very well.
Did you see Kansi today?
Ya, I wish he would date me!
Too bad he only likes Natalia
by Boy 9871248638 November 15, 2017
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Kansas Dust Bowl

When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.
Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.
by loafnaround September 7, 2020
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Kansas City Cockwhip

The act of spinning your dick in a lasso fashion whilst soft and hitting another person with it. Typically performed while wearing cowboy clothing and it is usually done in erotic porn scenes.
Joseph: Damn I just did the Kansas City Cockwhip on this girl.
Gabriel: Ah yes, very nice.
by BitcoinBaller December 28, 2017
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Kankle Lock

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
by RobTheReef July 4, 2009
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KANSAS TURDPILE

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.
When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.
by andy1 June 15, 2007
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kansas city shuffle

Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.
When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.
by Maness May 14, 2006
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