Kangaroo 

A girl we all know

Hi kangaroo

Kangaroo by Bo$$ June 5, 2016

Kangaroo 

Bang Chan from Stray Kids.

Omg Chan is such a cute kangaroo!

Kangaroo by vega. April 26, 2019

Kangaroo 

An animal down in the second world of Australia. This animal is very feisty and can knock a bitch out with one punch. They carry their babies in the stomach so that they have them on hand all the time in case an enemy is coming so they can sacrifice their baby so they can run away. Be aware around these animals tho as they are known to steal your red hoodies and sunglasses.

Bryce Hall would say he could beat a KANGAROO then get punched by it and say he don’t know how to fight

Kangaroo by yousillyyy July 29, 2021

Kangaroo 

Because of the recent factions Coup Attempts in American Government - There is need to expose a hidden element - The factions party crosses the party lines - When this faction gone the vacuum must be filled - Usually called Checks & Balances but factions will remove & replace with Catch 22's looping - sunlight is needed - Commercial Enterprise will usually be exposed - Commercial Warfare is Raging now in world - All Nations Benefit

That Congressperson is not showing their True Colors - They Change Flags In Office - They will change your flag - Kick The Kangaroo or create a party to control them

Kangaroo by General Thatway December 7, 2021

Kangaroo 

Term for the younger man who likes to date older women (aka Cougars). Introduced by Nick Cannon.

I'm a young kangaroo looking for a "seasoned" woman.

Kangaroo by ThickRedHead January 18, 2022

Kangaroo 

Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.

eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork

“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”

“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”

Kangaroo by mungaboy December 15, 2022

Kangaroo 

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

Kangaroo by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023