Kabbalah 

Toilet Paper.

see butt wipe

Oy vey we're out of Kabbalah,pass me that Koran.

Kabbalah by ass-strologers... March 24, 2005

Kabbalah 

The Satanic Verses. - - - -

The original Satanic bible.

It's about as holy as a oujia board.

Kabbalah by fuck off with this shit you Chaldean hippies March 23, 2005

Kabbalah 

neo-gnostic book of pornography which Hitler used to masturbate to

doubles well as toilet paper

Kabbalah by it's evil March 23, 2005

Kabbalywood 

What you get when you mix fake Kabballah and Hollywood.

OMG! Brittany Spears and Madonna are so Kabbalywood!

Kabbalywood by landfish July 31, 2009

käbel 

is the wrong plural of kabel.

only idiots use it

Risi: can u give me the käbel please?
everyone else: Risi u are such an idiot, it is called kabel not käbel

käbel by not Niklas January 21, 2021

Kambel

Not what that guy said why’d you put us in the dictionary bro

Oh that guy over there obviously doesn’t know a kambel

Oh that guy is such a kambel

Kambel by Notkambelduh November 30, 2021

Kambela 

The most musically talented man, he is great at sports. People often call him Bella and it makes him wanna take a bath with a toaster. Kambela also often forgets to express his feelings and is very good at hiding his emotions he also has an ABSOLUTE DUMPTRUCK of an ass

Kambela is so hot, I wanna be like kambela when I grow up

Kambela by OnlyLight December 7, 2021