Jöergen

The faithful horse of PewDiePie in his Minecraft let's-play.

nOOO, JöeRGen, nOOOO!

by Sph3r1cal July 15, 2019

Jurgens

Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.

"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."

by Truth246 January 18, 2017

Jöergen

Jöergen is PewDiePie’s horse in Minecraft. Jöergen sadly passed away when going through a Nether Portal R.I.P.

Felix: Nooo Jöergen cry*

Felix: What are you looking at watersheep

by PewDieHurryUpAndDie July 15, 2019

Jurgen

A funny little man who likes to drink scotch and get his groove on.

Has incredible dance moves.

I wish I could bust a move like Jurgen.

by fxy February 4, 2010

Dirty Jurgen

Cory trying to search “Dirty Jurgen”

Cory searched “Dirty Jurgen”

by NotJurgen November 16, 2021

Jergens

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.

by DeJuan March 22, 2005

Jergens

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.

by $moak$takk November 25, 2011