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jobbyknickers

A scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her bum properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.
Alan- "How did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?"

Tim- " It was all good mate till I pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight I assure you"
by clownlager March 2, 2010
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Jubba-Wubba

Referring to the phrase: "me no jubba-wubba" meaning "i am stupid", for which makes "Jubba-Wubba" mean "stupid." It can also be said when someone runs into a wall, saying that they are stupid for not noticing the wall.
hello, me no jubba-wubba
by Tasty Boss May 18, 2017
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jebby

A tribute to 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate Jeb Bush, who was referred to on multiple occasions by Donald Trump as "low energy". This term is used to describe a physical state of sluggishness, fatigue and/or tiredness.
*Yawns*
"Man I'm so tired this morning, I didn't sleep well last night"

"You're feeling real jebby, eh?"
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"Dude, that was an unreal buffet from the Mandarin, but I'm feeling a bit jebby right now"
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"Yo Cuz! What did you get up to last night? You're looking a little jebby today"
by JebfromOttawa June 20, 2019
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jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".
"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).
by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014
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jobby cakes

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”
by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021
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jobbythehong

that one Asian retard that reviews action figures and has a sexual attraction to them
some guy: hey dude you watch jobbythehong
other guy: SWIVEL HERE
by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020
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jobby stick

A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.

Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)
OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?
by davedavidson June 18, 2008
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