Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

Jotting, jotTing, jottinG

Jotting, jotTing, jottinG

Jotting, jotTing, jottinG

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Jolting

Sitting with a 5 hour energy in your butt resting until you need it. Use a reverse fart and baby you're jolting.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna sleep on this drive, I've been jolting.

by Dallas John Gorlami October 26, 2025

Jooping

The act of covering a toothpick in hot sauce then sticking said toothpick up one’s urethra

Dunninger: yo you hosting at your house wednesday?
Willie: nah bro im gonna be jooping
Dunninger: got it. Enjoy the joop sesh bro

by Mdunn November 21, 2025

joltingly

The act of doing something in a way that is jolting or uncomfortable. Consider one is an eldritch horror disguised as a human. They would have jolting movements. So if they went about doing something, they'd be doing it joltingly.

The eldritch horror disguised as a human joltingly eased herself into the chair.

by peepeeandalsopoopoo November 24, 2025

Sploot Jootin

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

by eugene falco October 29, 2003

Manhattan Joobing

Doing manhattan style while sucking on joobs

He was doing Manhattan joobing

by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023