curl jockey

1. Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his biceps, triceps, delts.

2. Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions of his upper body. For example. His work out may consist of doing curls, tricep extentions and bench pressing; yet he does not squat, deadlift, dip, etc.

Look at Tony. He's such a curl jockey. I never see that guy in the cage doing squats or deadlifts for that matter.

by Nan M. November 14, 2006

JongKey

Noun : The couple name of two Korean Kpop idols - Jonghyun and Key (Kim Kibum).

JongKey is the reality every JongKey shipper (and Jonghyun) wants. They have a lot of moments of intense staring and obvious lust for each other. They also exchange the sweetest words among each other.

JongKey is every JongKey shipper's obsession and reality.

JongKey is also very beautiful and perfect together.

"Jonghyun : The luckiest day of my life was the day I met Key."

JongKey shipper A : OMG! JONGKEY IS SO REAL!

JongKey shipper B : I KNOW RIGHT? JONGKEY IS SO PERFECT TOGETHER I'M GONNA DIE OF HAPPINESS IF THEY COME OUT.

by 230991 February 16, 2012

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.

A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.

by ars64 April 15, 2006

window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.

Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.

by Halitosis June 6, 2004

suicide jockey

Trucker slang for a haz-mat (Hazzardous Materials) driver, such as a trucker with a tanker full of jet fuel.

Never ride in a convoy led by suicide jockeys!

by Justus February 3, 2005